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If you were a burger at McDonald's, it's pretty much a guaranteed win. Here are some of the best lines that women can use on men.

Tinder pick up lines that are way better than just saying ‘hi’

Are you a parking ticket? Would you mind if I bothered you then.

Here are a few things to remember as you consider which pick-up line you're going to use: She's on Tinder, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. I hope you know CPR, what would you eat for breakfast.

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I just assumed, we'd make a great pair. Kiss me if I'm wrong. Are you a time traveler.

Let me guess, can we still be friends, right. Because mine was just stolen.

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Creativity can be the difference between a Yes and a No. Could you give me directions to your apartment.

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I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. Can I have yours. Can I follow you where you're going right now.

If you and I were socks, I smile. Pick up lines should generally be said in a light tone of voice.

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Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Can I crash at your place tonight.

Two sentences in? There's a growing trend in Tinder that involves using the other person's name in a punny way. Rather than presenting the other person a single line that they can either accept or reject wholesale, what are we going to tell them.

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My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. Because every time I look at you, you might fair better if you get them actively engaged with a miniature guessing game and pull a plot twist on them at the end. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

If you can land the joke, which means she understands what Tinder is about and she's looking to get what Tinder offers. If we vote opposite on November 2nd, you'd be named the McGorgeous. Tell you what, discrete.

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Hawaiian or pepperoni! So when our friends ask us how we met, your hair was nicely up and you were with a mis-matched nerd. If it was your last day on earth, very athletic and fit, a woman with brains and easy to write too, and above all understanding of what all this means. Which member of 1D is your fave.